We have asked. Jerry
has answered.
We have implored.
Jerry has declined.
We say maybe. Jerry
says never.
It’s been a good long while since there has been this much
unity from Jerry’s bleachers over a prospect in the weeks leading up to the
draft. Too long. But that’s what happens when you have only
won one playoff game in nearly two decades.
Apathy becomes a local custom rather than a personal reaction.
The NFL draft hasn’t meant much to Cowboy Nation for many
moons now because they have found little constructive activity in their team’s
war room. This year is different,
though. Because this year Johnny
Football is calling it quits in College
Station to join the big boys of the professional
ranks, where money and legend can proliferate freely.
Johnny Football is a Texas
gunslinger who would’ve made Slingin’ Sammy proud with his rocket arm,
dare-devil attitude, and knack for the spotlight. In two years at Texas A&M, all Johnny
Manziel did was win a Heisman Trophy as a freshman, knock off mighty Alabama, and almost
single-handedly put the Aggies in the national title conversation.
So accomplished is he that millions have taken hold of the
thought that, “Maybe Johnny can fix the Cowboys.”
The Cowboys, as we all know by now, are in the deplorable
habit of winning half of their games, losing the other half, and going home for
the winter in a thoroughly confused state of emotions.
The franchise quarterback, 34-year old Tony Romo, is
overpaid, likely overweight at this date, and some claim overwhelmingly
overhyped. His teammates all spend their
off-season talking about the need to improve.
The owner, speaking for all, claims infinite satisfaction.
The football crazed town of Dallas knoweth no peace, for the team they
are sworn to does not compute. Nor
compete.
The fans know this isn’t acceptable, so have offered their
remedy, hoping that team owner Jerry Jones is thinking along those same
lines. As of yesterday, Jones claims he
is not, citing an over-abundance at the quarterback position and a need to win
now.
Remember, the topic of quarterbacks is a sensitive one
around Valley Ranch right now, and with good reason. The reality is that Jones has yet to find a
quarterback in the draft during his 25 years on the job, and he doesn’t need
any reminders on that front.
Jones has always claimed he learned a hard, but valuable,
lesson when he watched Troy Aikman slide into retirement in 2001 due to
complications from a bad back and a rash of concussions. He blamed himself for not having a capable
replacement waiting in the wings, ready to stand up when Aikman did finally go
down, and considered himself at fault for going nearly six full seasons before
another franchise quarterback happened along.
Jones says he’s aware more than ever how important the position is in
today’s game.
Thursday is his chance to prove as much.
Right now there are only two quarterbacking carcasses behind
Romo on the depth chart, moldy fossils of past failures who are simply hanging
onto the league’s skirts for employment.
Brandon Weeden is a 31-year old with two years of experience in
dog-eared Cleveland
where he became, according to multiple reports, emotionally scarred for
life. Well, cheer up, Brandon.
You wouldn’t be the first.
Reserve signal-caller Caleb Hanie had a similar experience
with Chicago.
The backup Jones wanted – Kyle Orton – hasn’t showed his
face around the Ranch during the team’s optional workouts this spring, and word
has it that Orton is currently leaning towards retirement. That’s not the news that Jones should be fine
with hearing, especially considering that his 34-year old starter is coming off
his second back procedure in the space of a calendar year.
But Jones doesn’t appear concerned with this in the least
and appears fully prepared to place his trust in his overwhelmed pair of
reserves and Romo’s improving health. Jones
can’t be blamed for trying to stick with Romo.
He just needs to be aware of the danger of shoving all his chips that
way. Age at the quarterback position
isn’t a problem until decay starts to set in.
And you can be certain that somebody at Valley Ranch has
made him cognizant of what a financial boon it would be to select Manziel (yes,
money is a big thing with Jerry).
According to the latest statistics, Jerry’s house of 100-dollar bills
could use a serious upgrade, as poor production on Sundays has boosted
inflation and caused the Cowboys to fall behind the competition.
Of the top selling individual players jerseys from the 2013
season, wide receiver Dez Bryant is the top Cowboy, checking in at No. 13. Tight end Jason Witten was No. 17. The quarterback of America’s Team could be found well
down the list at No. 23. Eleven
quarterbacks ranked ahead of Romo, including public punching bags Ryan
Tannehill and Eli Manning.
The Cowboys ranked fourth overall in team merchandise sales,
behind Seattle, Denver,
and San Francisco.
Selecting Manziel would be an instant boost in revenue, with
jerseys and tickets flying off the shelf.
Yes, Jerry would likely sell out both of his preseason games this coming
August, too.
A stable franchise could afford to take Manziel with the
sixteenth selection. Alas, that is not a
state the Cowboys have enjoyed since Bill Parcells’ scowl was seen on the Dallas sideline.
A rebuilding franchise could do the same.
The Cowboys, unfortunately, fall somewhere in between at
this juncture in time. Without the
luxury of either a winning or losing season to direct Jerry’s off-season
agenda, the Cowboys have never lacked an identity more than in 2014.
The head coach preaches balance but stands helpless as
Jerry’s system of quarterback-offensive coordinator autonomy enacts a
pass-first circus that, more often than not, winds up in disaster. The defense was non-existent a year ago, and
certainly hasn’t improved on paper as of yet.
It would seem unfair to want to put Johnny Football in that
kind of a situation, if it weren’t for the fact that Manziel dealt with a lot
of those same problems at A&M.
Manziel threw the ball all over the yard in college, and had to outscore
a gutless defense on most weekends, so probably isn’t going to be overwhelmed
at being asked to score points in Dallas,
too.
Jerry, on the other hand, is overwhelmed, and will probably
be more so than ever by Thursday, according to past Cowboy drafts. Maybe the prospect of having to choose
Manziel will provide a rare moment of clarity from the Valley Ranch war room.
For over-expectant fans of the silver and blue, this one
possibility is their one hope for the future.
And without it coming to fruition, the Monday morning commute will
certainly be a drab experience when it dawns upon them that they will never
have a Johnny, but will always have a Jerry.
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